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12th March 2025 - As the possibility of a cease-fire seems on the horizon - what does this mean and what are people on the ground thinking about this.

11th March 2025 - Călin Georgescu was hoping to be the Far Right candidate for the Romanian Presidential election until he was found with a million euros and a cache of guns and arrested. He is alledged to have been bankrolled by both Russia and Elon Musk to destablise NATO and Eastern Europe.

10th March 2025 - What do we do when the computers take all our jobs - which they will, and soon. UBI (Univsersal Basic Income) is a possible way forward. With the correct safeguards the investment will save more than it invests while at the same time preseving the dignity of labour and relieving poverty, it also requires redistribution of surplus wealth. This is why the rich don't like it.

9th May 2025 - I know, it's another article about the Fucked-up Family Windsor, the proud and unapologetic descendants of warmongering slave traders, ethnic cleansers, mass murderers and robber barons. At least this one doesn't talk about Great Uncle Nonce, the Duke of Dirtybastardshire.

8th March 2025 - When Corbyn was smeared with accusations of anti-Semitism, we predicted that this weaponisation and diluting would come back and haunt Jewish commuties. And here we are.

7th March 2025 - do you recall when Call Me Dave called a referendum to placate the blue rinse bigots in the Tory party in the hope they wouldn't fuck-off to UKIP? Call me Dave legged it and left a hand granade that goes off every fucking day. Thanks very much you spam-faced bacon noncer .

6th March 2025 - There's a phrase in Russian: 'Vranyo'. It's all about lying. It's when you lie, knowing that the person you're lying to knows you're lying and they know that you know they know your lying. It's to create an opaque reality where truth and lies blur and have no meaning, and confusion and chaos rule. It might just be easier to tell the fucking truth in the first place and not be a cock, Vlad.

5th March 2025 - People who vote for Reform don't really know what it stands for. Most think it's just about sending Brown people back home so. If they did they wouldn't vote for it. This of course suits Reform because they are literally banking on ignorance and bigotry push their way into number 10. Actually sprap that - the thick fucks would probably still vote for it.

4th March 2025 - GBeebies. It's like a talking Daily Telegraph meets Pinocchio on spice in a Russian bot farm, with Lee Anderson thrown in to boot. Well I'm sure he'll boot someone before the day is out, the muttonheaded twat.

3rd March 2025 - Can we trust Trump? Is NATO finished? If so what will replace it. Is Europe a less safe place because of Trump?

28th Feb 2025 - If you ever wondered how Trump behaves in business you saw it here. It was like Hitler and Ribbentropp went at Hácha in 1938 and the similarities don't end there. Trump said it was good TV. How else could Putin see his handy work?

27th Feb 2025 - After Kim Jong-Un, Elon Musk is Donald's favourite rocket man. You may think that Elon will save the world, that he is sent from God to drain the swamp. You should know you live in the swamp. And Elon doesn't like you.