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26th Feb 2025 - Only the FUSofA could make a Russian Asset their Head of State thanks to the 78million people who keep the cavity where their brain was warm with a red hat

25th Feb 2025 - Under Trump, the FUSofA has become West Russia. Putin shouts jump and the Tangerine Shitgibbon waddles like a hippo on Meth. The world is not a good place at the moment.

24th Feb 2025 - In the recent election the AfD basically took what used to be East Germany. Fortunately none of the other parties will work with them in coalition so Fuck you Adolf.

23rd Feb 2025 - There's some people you look at and wonder, how in the hell are you the sperm that won? The master race? I mean look at him - just look at him. What an odious POS this man is.

22nd Feb 2025 -The Gulf of Mexico is 300 million years old. It first appeared on a map in 1550 which is 226 years before the United States appeared on a map.

21st Feb 2025 - A friend in need doesn't need to be a friend in debt. And a firend who only wants your friendship for what they can get out of you isn't a true friend.