TetleysTLDR Blog

23rd April 2025 - St George? Meh. If we have to have a patron Saint then how about one that wasn't imposed on us by the French.

22nd April 25 - Following an excruciating meeting with JD Vance, the Deputy Ranger at the Dunning Kruger National Park, Pope Francis prompty dies - and realises to his dismay that there's no Heaven or Hell, just an after-life in a holding pen with everyone that's gone before - and some that haven't! I believe the Pontiff was known for his sense of humour and he'd have laughed at this. RIP your Holiness

21st April 25 - JD Vance says that we need to water down our protection for LGBTQ+ and hate speech before we can have their POS trade deal. Its about time our spineless politicians told the Americans to fuck off. It's the only language they understand.

20th April 25 - Every now and again some twat on social media says "Enoch was right". Lets have a look at this and what type of man these twisted fucks look up to.

19th April 25 - The far-right push nostalgic sound-bites harking back to a fluffy rose-tinted world that never existed and memes pandering to the lowest common denominator to appeal to the hard of thinking.

17th April 25 - Scunthorpe is on life support but the Government is flailing about with no idea what to do with our steel industry. What it shouldn't have done was given any of it to the Chinese in the first place.