19th Dec 25: The tangerine shitgibbon is suing the BBC for lying. You couldn't make this shit up. We're through the looking glass.
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Welcome to the final season of Earth
Come and take a seat, there's nowhere else to go, and we have popcorn and Mad Dog 20/20
Front row seats in the train crash
Are you sick of reactionary gobshites forever on social media telling you they've been cancelled? Do you wake up at night wondering what shitmuppetary will be on the news in the morning? Are you worried about what's going on over the pond and are you bracing for the ripples? Do you despair of casual racism and homophobia? If some knob calls you 'woke' do you consider this a badge of honour that you're not like them? Is your town and possibly family full of idiots? Then this, my friend is for you. All creeds and colours. I don't care what your pronouns are, who you identify as, who you shag or what if any religion you've got. Quite frankly it's got fuck all to do with me or anyone else. The only rule is that you aren't an arsehole. So come in, grab a seat and a glass and lets all watch this fuckwitfest in real time.
This site isn't monetised. You don't even have to buy me a coffee. No one takes a wage. Just doing the site because someone has to.
This site isn't monetised. You don't even have to buy me a coffee. No one takes a wage. Just doing the site because someone has to.
TetleysTLDR Blog
Front row seats in the train crash
18th Dec 25: Richard Medhurst was fitted up. There's no way of sugar-coating this. In the end the CPS had to drop the charges but by then the damage was done.
Read More16th Dec 25: It is shameful that Britain has political prisoners on hunger strike. This is a failure of democracy and our Government should hang its head in shame
Read More14th Dec 24: Britain warned Ukraine volunteers with prosecution, but ignores Brits fighting for the IDF despite Gaza war-crimes allegations. Same law, different allies. That’s not justice, it’s complicity.
Read More15th Dec 25: The fog on the Tyne isn't mine all mine anymore - it belongs to war criminals in Israel and our Government is up to its fucking nuts in it
Read More12th Dec 25: From our earliest days at school we were told our history is Anglo-Saxon. This is a Victorian lie to reinforce the purity of the British empire and the far-right push it to this day.
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Our world, quite frankly is a bit mad these days. Some say the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Some also say the Earth is 6,000 years old and is flat so there's quite a spectrum there. They say a lot of things - and most of them are bollocks. So do you find yourself shouting at the News? Are you still watching Question time and if you are, does it make you despair that some of those those fuckers have the vote?
It used to be so easy, there was Labour and the was Conservative and you could almost recognise who someone would vote for by looking at them in the street. It's not like that anymore. Basically, because we have this custard in the centre of barely identifiable career politicians that are, whether they like it or not, the midwives responsible for the likes of Reform by their disconnect with the electorate. Vanilla politics for beige people. Only thing is the people aren't beige.
They say talking is the best therapy but there's not many places where you can look at the what-the-fuckery that's going on these days without some arsehole telling you to stop over-reacting. If you need somewhere to vent or even just to formulate some ideas, think of this as a safe place, a sentient Wetherspoons, only without a mile walk to the toilets and the casual racism.
There's forums and a comments section on each blog. So come on in, grab a seat and grab a drink.
It used to be so easy, there was Labour and the was Conservative and you could almost recognise who someone would vote for by looking at them in the street. It's not like that anymore. Basically, because we have this custard in the centre of barely identifiable career politicians that are, whether they like it or not, the midwives responsible for the likes of Reform by their disconnect with the electorate. Vanilla politics for beige people. Only thing is the people aren't beige.
They say talking is the best therapy but there's not many places where you can look at the what-the-fuckery that's going on these days without some arsehole telling you to stop over-reacting. If you need somewhere to vent or even just to formulate some ideas, think of this as a safe place, a sentient Wetherspoons, only without a mile walk to the toilets and the casual racism.
There's forums and a comments section on each blog. So come on in, grab a seat and grab a drink.
Tet Talks
There are many settler colonial states around the world. The general rule of thumb is if you are a nationalist and there were people living there before your people arrived and you upended their culture and either exterminated them or turned them into second class citizens, Then you are a settler colonial. Ulster, the USA and Israel are prime examples. As is Crimea.
Other Peoples Work
Together with TetTalks and the TetleysTLDR blog, here's a place to showcase other people's works
18th April 25 - At first glance you might think Trump's base all look like angry fucking idiots... and yes - you'd be right
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16th April 25 - Facebook Page Oregon's Bay Area laments the asset stripping of the US and how it's coming back to bite them on the arse. For decent Americans, the 47th Presidency must be like living in an abusive relationship
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26th March - Bernie Sanders lites the touchpaper on the fightback against Trump and invokes the 1st Amendment. This may well be a pivotal moment in US history. Or they might shoot him. If they do there's be a civil war in the US - there may well be anyway.
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18th March 2025 - Michael Otto, a history teacher from Texas gives readers a wake up call to Americans about how their country is sliding into Fascism.
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