Tetley'sTLDR
Welcome to the final season of Earth

Come and take a seat, there's nowhere else to go, and we have popcorn and Mad Dog 20/20

Front row seats in the train crash
Are you sick of reactionary gobshites forever on social media telling you they've been cancelled? Do you wake up at night wondering what shitmuppetary will be on the news in the morning? Are you worried about what's going on over the pond and are you bracing for the ripples? Do you despair of casual racism and homophobia? If some knob calls you 'woke' do you consider this a badge of honour that you're not like them?  Is your town and possibly family full of idiots?  Then this, my friend is for you.  All creeds and colours. I don't care what your pronouns are, who you identify as, who you shag or what if any religion you've got.  Quite frankly it's got fuck all to do with me or anyone else.  The only rule is that you aren't an arsehole.  So come in, grab a seat and a glass and lets all watch this fuckwitfest in real time.

This site isn't monetised.  You don't even have to buy me a coffee. No one takes a wage. Just doing the site because someone has to.   

Front row seats in the train crash

  • Aug 5, 2025

5th Aug 25: What scares the British state more than hate? Hope. Because hope ushers in change. That’s why it targets the left, and in the main the far-right gets protected

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  • Aug 4, 2025

4th August 25: James Whale, dead at 74, leaves behind a legacy of bile, bluster, and only one redeeming act: airing 'The Aardvarks' on the James Whale Show.

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  • Aug 4, 2025

4th August 25: Janet Daley's latest Telegraph rant is a masterclass in boomer paranoia, elite hypocrisy, and laughable intellectual backflips. Let's unpack it.

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  • Aug 4, 2025

4th August 25: Reform UK Ltd claim they want to reopen the pits. This is a cruel fantasy designed to rob the votes of the desperate, the politically illiterate and the abandoned working class.

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  • Aug 3, 2025

3rd August 25: So far 175,000 people have signed a 38 degrees petition to remove Michelle Mone from the House of Lords. If there was any justice she'd be doing time.

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  • Jul 31, 2025

31st July 25: The BBC are very good at framing articles by omission. The platforming of former hostage Emily Dinari is textbook.

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Tetley's Talking Shop
Our world, quite frankly is a bit mad these days.  Some say the lunatics have taken over the asylum.  Some also say the Earth is 6,000 years old and is flat so there's quite a spectrum there.  They say a lot of things - and most of them are bollocks. So do you find yourself shouting at the News?  Are you still watching Question time and if you are, does it make you despair that some of those those fuckers have the vote?

It used to be so easy, there was Labour and the was Conservative and you could almost recognise who someone would vote for by looking at them in the street.  It's not like that anymore.  Basically, because we have this custard in the centre of barely identifiable career politicians that are, whether they like it or not, the midwives responsible for the likes of Reform by their disconnect with the electorate.  Vanilla politics for beige people.  Only thing is the people aren't beige.  

They say talking is the best therapy but there's not many places where you can look at the what-the-fuckery that's going on these days without some arsehole telling you to stop over-reacting.  If you need somewhere to vent or even just to formulate some ideas, think of this as a safe place, a sentient Wetherspoons, only without a mile walk to the toilets and the casual racism.  

There's forums and a comments section on each blog.  So come on in, grab a seat and grab a drink.  
  •  19/07/2024 13:55

Together with TetTalks and the TetleysTLDR blog, here's a place to showcase other people's works 

Why do people support Trump?
  •  18/04/2025 06:04

18th April 25 - At first glance you might think Trump's base all look like angry fucking idiots... and yes - you'd be right

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There’s a reason global leaders aren’t picking up the phone
  •  16/04/2025 08:48

16th April 25 - Facebook Page Oregon's Bay Area laments the asset stripping of the US and how it's coming back to bite them on the arse. For decent Americans, the 47th Presidency must be like living in an abusive relationship

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America bites back.
  •  26/03/2025 05:39

26th March - Bernie Sanders lites the touchpaper on the fightback against Trump and invokes the 1st Amendment. This may well be a pivotal moment in US history. Or they might shoot him. If they do there's be a civil war in the US - there may well be anyway.

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Letter from America
  •  23/03/2025 20:30

18th March 2025 - Michael Otto, a history teacher from Texas gives readers a wake up call to Americans about how their country is sliding into Fascism.

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